I feel so awkward when I show other people something I thought was funny and I’m like crying and can’t breathe because I’m laughing so hard and they just kind of smile at me like
you know those feels
when you’re so into something
and you just wanna talk about it all the time but everyone else around you would be like wat
when you actually do your homework but leave it at home
me: shut up dad i'm kawaii
dad: don't tell me you're kawaii
me: i can't be silenced
dad: i'm telling you to be kawaiet
me:
dad:
me:
dad: see, i'm down with the kids and their hip new lingo
me: oh my gOD
me: haha ok
autocorrect: HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA BLOWJOB
My Dad: If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.
And your hand is angry like:
monday: *oversleeps*
tuesday: *oversleeps*
wednesday: *oversleeps*
thursday: *oversleeps*
friday: *oversleeps*
saturday: *wakes up at 6am*
sunday: *wakes up at 6am*
